April 2010
11 posts
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846....
katleigh:
alliewriteslove:
getthefuckoutofmyheadgirl:
maniahum:
eeriexl:
sonnywhoore:
steffilynn:
MY MIND IS BLOWN.
BLOWN
TOTALLY GONE
WHUUT.
mind. blown.
oh my wordd.
Dude. Seriously? That’s insane.
Being so frustrated all the time is really frustrating.
Today has been… lonely.
It’s too much. It’s just too much.
Dear Coke Talk: On haunted vaginas. →
Recently, I’ve noticed that occasionally my vagina actually literally has steam come out of it. When I try to look up the reason behind this, I just get a bunch of porn. Point is- Is this normal?
Is the steam accompanied by the sound of truck brakes? Are you a Warner Brothers cartoon from the…
Stop trying to pretend that you are still my father. Stop trying to act like there is still a place for me in your heart. I know you don’t love me. It’s plain to see that I’m not your daughter anymore. You keep telling me that things are going to be better and they only get worse. Your promises are empty. Maybe they always have been. When I was little, I looked up to you for...
How psychotic my family is:
As some of you know, the other night, I scraped my arm on a brick wall. Well, yesterday, during a birthday party, my aunt pointed out in front of everyone that it was actually a bite mark and not a scrape. A bite mark due to sexual activity. My mother and father believed her. So, I will no longer be allowed to go to the coffee shop unless I can refrain from this sexual activity.
It’s so...
