How psychotic my family is:
As some of you know, the other night, I scraped my arm on a brick wall. Well, yesterday, during a birthday party, my aunt pointed out in front of everyone that it was actually a bite mark and not a scrape. A bite mark due to sexual activity. My mother and father believed her. So, I will no longer be allowed to go to the coffee shop unless I can refrain from this sexual activity.
It’s so entertaining.
